It is about the desperate struggles of an Olympic runner who battles gravity, apparently gale force winds driving him backwards, a lack of tendons or bones in his legs, too many severe concussions, and his own chronic shivering. After about 4 hours of playing this incredible game, I am now able to move QWOP so that he drags his seemingly useless right leg behind him while humping the ground madly for about 50 meters, until the hurdle is knocked over and he humps that madly in place instead, choosing sexual relief over winning the Olympics. Or, I can get him to do a sort of high-stepping leaping run, still with his right leg dragging a little less uselessly behind.
Fortunately, whenever he gets a fresh concussion or a broken arm, the game reminds you that you participated and everyone is a winner. I definitely suggest this game to all who want to cuss themselves silly and enjoy wasting time doing absolutely nothing.
The only consolation I have is that when I finally get to the flipping 100 meters, I can stop playing.
update:
I FINISHED THE GAME. I never have to play it again EVER! This is fantastic. I managed to make QWOP hop unhurriedly, clumsily to the finish line. I took a picture with my phone, I'm so ecstatic.
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